Yes? No? Please?

You might know why.

It's Raining Gollums!

Pest: Have you got a boyfriend?
Sam: Yeah.

Pest: Are you sure about him? Where is he? Cos he ain't exactly looking after you tonight.
Sam: He's in Ghana.

Pest: You go out with an African man?
Sam: No, he's helping children. He volunteers for the Red Cross.

Pest: Oh, is it? Why can't he help the children of Britain? Not exotic enough, is it? Don't get no nice suntan.

She Never Wants To

'I sent her every type of flower
I played her a guitar by the hour
I petted her revolting little Chihuahua
But still she just didn't want to.'

Madddddd mofo, this Nick Cave is.

Happy Bday Old Man :)

43rd birthday, and another full F1 season beckons. There is an end.

As long as it's not today.

You should walk before they make you run, or you might want to nuke them :)

YES.

There is an End

Yes, there is an end. And I'm more than in touch with my gay side.

Chhee chhee.

Hey (HEY!) You (YOU!)

Yes the movie could have been better, but it has some beautifully trippy moments. And fucking cool ones, like Gavin Kavanagh's entry scene haha. So I watched it again, after all these days.

'I can see you, Marianne!'

Happy Birthday Keef

And it is the Guru's birthday today :)
Always took candy from strangers,
Didn't wanna get me no trade
Never want to be like papa
Working for the boss ev'ry night and day
I need a love to keep me happy
I need a love, baby won't ya keep me happy?

:)

I remember the time when I would stare out of the old Premier Padmini we used to own(GAHAHAHHAHAH) when we would pull up at the Bharat Petroleum bunk in front of the Burnpur railway station. The analog fuel-dispenser gauge would roll on metronomically, and petrol used to be 28 rupees to the litre. Buro hoye jachhi baba, buro hoye jachhi.

Pothole Jam

So I'm lazy and µTorrent is mi amor. Jeff Beck, Stevie Ray Vaughan and Cream(circa 2004) came a'visiting last night. I'm still reeling and my jaw is yet to by prised out of the cavity it has made on the floor.

So I'll be unoriginal(again) and recommend 4 things to you. Four things you should check out immediately, unless, of course, you are Kapil Sibal. Or Altaf Raja.

My songs for this winter.

1. Jeff Beck - Where Were You



2. Stevie Ray Vaughan - Leave My Girl Alone



3. Cream - Deserted Cities of the Heart



4. Tom Waits - Satisfied



5. Roy Orbison - Mean Woman Blues



'When I'm gone
Roll my vertebrae out like dice
Let my skull be a home for the mice'

Tom Waits, what a macha.

Plus, it isn't 4, it's 5. Sorry.

Question of the Day

Why don't you make your guitar sound like a Yamaha RD350?