Cocksucker Blues

Monday, May 3, 2010

I shall reveal to you, my nonexistent reader, the ultimate and highest truth, the wisdom of the ages which no one has been able to apprehend yet.

It doesn't matter whether the brahman/atman is real or unreal, static or dynamic, existent or non-existent, barbecue sauce or non-barbecue sauce.

What matters though, is that the grades that we will receive will be real, static, existent, unmodifiable, immutable and most definitely, they will NOT be barbecue sauce.

And all those seers and rishis from centuries ago created tomes and tomes of irrelevant 'concepts' and 'truths' - obviously while being stoned out of their minds. Who knows, they might have had an awesome sense of humour and therefore they are responsible for a trip that has lasted for centuries now and is showing no signs of going anywhere.

I'm sure they've been laughing their asses off all these days. For them, this is just one long, MEGA-trip.


suman said...

grades are constant and static allright....i'll take me...everybody sice joining college has taken off and i'm still wobbling,working my ass off..okay i'm not...but grades man,seriously...

RaunaQ said...

hahaha...after class 10 i have been useless w.r.t. marks and all; wrote that because of the delightful indian philosophy course i had this sem.

suman said...

okay...i see...indian philosophy...sounds like drop-dead boring stuff...but ki aar bolchi ami....machines fares no better...i have my wallpaper which says
Things to do today:
1.get up.
3.go back to bed.
apt description of my life other than a few things here and there....

RaunaQ said...

come on, man, how hard can it be. thik hoye jabe.