Pest: Have you got a boyfriend?
Sam: Yeah.
Pest: Are you sure about him? Where is he? Cos he ain't exactly looking after you tonight.
Sam: He's in Ghana.
Pest: You go out with an African man?
Sam: No, he's helping children. He volunteers for the Red Cross.
Pest: Oh, is it? Why can't he help the children of Britain? Not exotic enough, is it? Don't get no nice suntan.
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